What's your major?

Colleague: So, what are you majoring in?
Me: Well, about that... I would say I'm majoring in life.
Colleague [giggles]: Majoring in life. I like that.
Me: Pretty much.

Five minutes later.

Colleague: You know, I have been thinking about what you said. About majoring in life.
Me: Yes?
Colleague: And at least it's better to major in life than to minor in it.
Me: True story.

Journalism and Public Relations majors.
But even more so, majors in life.
Straight A Students.